The cats of America are under siege!
Long gone are the
good old days when a cat’s biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath.
Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility
of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless
other threats to their nine lives.
For over four decades, the
American Association of Patriots have stood at the vanguard of our
country's defense by helping to prepare our nation's cat owners for the
difficult conversations they dread having with their pets. Written in a
simple Q&A format, How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety
answers crucial questions such as, “What is the right age to talk to my
cat about the proper use of firearms?” and “What are the benefits of my
cat living a lifestyle of abstinence?” and especially “Why does my cat
need to use the internet? Can’t he just play with yarn like cats used to
do?”
Our country—and our cats—stand at a precipice. It will take
courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge
within these pages, we can make our cats—and America—great again!
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